How do I advertise on your website?
If you would like to advertise on any of R. Lee Ermey's websites please contact advertising.
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How do I track my order?

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Why is my email address and phone number important?
When placing an order it is important that you include your email address and phone number. If your order does not contain this information it will be cancelled. The email address is needed to send you notice that your order has been shipped and the tracking number. Your phone number is needed if, for some reason, there is a problem with your order and you cannot be reached through email.
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How do I find out about my order?
If you have received a confirmation email that your order has been shipped, please use the tracking system listed above. If your question is about how long an order takes please see information below. If you still have questions concerning your order please contact sales. Please include complete order information i.e. order number, name, and shipping address.
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How long will it take to receive my order?
Please allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery on most items, in some cases Mr. Ermey may be out on location and this may delay it a bit. Due to printing some orders may take a bit longer. You will receive a tracking number via email as soon as it ships. Until it ships it will not show up in the tracking system. backorders and the Gunny's schedule are beyond our control and that can delay orders too.
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Why can't I get over-night shipping?
Our answer: Due to certain items requiring autographs and printing we cannot offer over-night shipping for any reason.
The Gunny's answer: Don't ask for RUSH orders for a birthday that you waited till the last minute to buy for. You knew it was coming around again and it will do so each year till they turn to maggot food, so don't make my people rush for YOU forgetting maggot!!! Now drop and give me 25 for thinking of asking!
The Gunny.
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My order is lost or not received what should I do?
We will re-ship any UPS order that is lost* (see below for conditions). Orders sent to APO, FPO or International that get lost and you do not advise us within 30 days of the order being lost, will NOT be refunded. NO EXCEPTIONS. If you can not send us an address that UPS delivers to, then the risk of that order getting lost is your responsibility. No lost orders will be refunded after 90 days. If you do not notify us within 90 days, then we will consider your order complete. NO EXCEPTIONS. To inquire about a lost or missing order contact sales. Please include your order number.

*If you move and do not notify us or give the wrong address, we will NOT re-ship until you pay the shipping to get it to your correct address.
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Why are orders not delivered to P.O. Boxes?
Due to National Security measures we DO NOT deliver to P.O. Box addresses. We do however deliver to APO and FPO addresses. We require a valid UPS delivery address in order to deliver your packages.  
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Who do I contact if I have a problem with my order?
If you have a problem with your order please contact sales. Do not contact the Merchant Account (2checkout.com) as they have no information on this and it will only delay your order up to 4 weeks. Please include your order number, name, Email address and date of purchase. 
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I didn't get an email confirming my order
We send an email to everyone. Just because you didn't get it, doesn't make it our fault. Check your trash/deleted mail, your filters may have thrown it away.
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How do I order by mail?
We no longer accept orders via mail.
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What do I do if I ordered the wrong size?
If you ordered the wrong size, you have 24 hours to notify us of the change or your order will be considered correct. Personalized autographed products ordered wrong can not be replaced. NO REFUNDS on T-shirts, NO EXCEPTIONS. Send corrections, along with your order number to sales.
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What do I do if I or a friend ordered the wrong item?
If you ordered the wrong item, you have 24 hours to notify us of the change or your order will be considered correct. NO RETURNS ONCE ORDERED UNLESS IT IS DEFECTIVE OR DAMAGED NO EXCEPTIONS. Send corrections, along with your order number to sales.
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My package was delivered to my office/apartment manager, someone opened and damaged my order, will you replace it?
We are not responsible for packages damaged during shipping or once they are received. If your package was opened by someone other than you and damaged by them, you will need to take it up with the person responsible for the damage. NOTE: It is a FEDERAL OFFENSE to open packages addressed to someone other than you.
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I want to order a photograph for a special occasion, what do I do?
When you order a photograph and would like it signed with a special message click HERE for our autograph form.

What is your return policy?
Every item we sell is carefully inspected before it is shipped. If package is damaged during shipping you will need to contact the shipper. Shipping charges will not be refunded. Returned products must be in absolutely new and unused condition and not autographed for refund, exchange only. You must have a Return Merchandise Authorization  number to return your product.
Contact sales HERE to receive your RMA number.
DO NOT RETURN YOUR PRODUCT WITHOUT AN RMA NUMBER.
NO refunds on autographed Items.
NO refunds after 30 days.
NO refunds on Canadian or International orders.
NO refunds on Fan Club orders.
NO refunds on T-shirt orders.
WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR INCORRECT ADDRESSES, WRONG NAME ON AUTOGRAPHS, MISORDERED SIZES, BACK ORDERED ITEMS OR WRONG ITEM ORDERED.
Any order that is refused delivery will be refunded the product amount ONLY, minus any extra charges that may be incurred due to your refusal. At no time will we refund shipping and handling for any refused delivery. There is a 25% restocking fee charged for all returned items.
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The item I purchased was destroyed by flood, fire, etc.. Can I get it replaced for free?
While a loss is not good for anyone, we can not replace items you have bought from us for free simply because they were destroyed by acts beyond our control. We are not responsible for accidents or acts of God or other things that we did not have anything to do with directly or in-directly.
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What is your policy on Fan Club orders?
Due to printing, orders may take up to 6 weeks. No refunds on Fan Club orders.
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My Motivational Figure/Bobblehead is bad/broken what should I do?
If your Motivational Figure/Bobblehead is bad/broken you may return it for exchange within 30 days. We will have UPS pick up the bad/broken Motivational Figure/Bobblehead and have a replacement sent to you. Contact sales with your order number to request an exchange.
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I ordered for someone else and want it autographed, what do I do?
To have your item autographed to someone other than the billing name please use our autograph form found HERE. Motivational figures and Bobblehead orders are not signed to a specific person (i.e. To: John). Please include the billing name, order number, name to whom it will be signed and any special saying, Otherwise they will be signed the way the Gunny sees fit. When ordering a fan club kit please include name of person the certificate will be signed to.
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I just placed an order and would like it sent overseas, are there additional fees involved for this?
Yes, for orders going overseas (example:England) there is an additional $30.00 fee for shipping and an additional $5.00 fee for Canada. If for example you order a Gunnery SGT R. Lee Ermey motivational figure your shipping charge is $8.95, for an International order the shipping would be $38.95 and for Canada the shipping would be $13.95. All charges are in USD. There is no additional shipping fee on APO or FPO Military orders.
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Are all products signed by The Gunny?
All items except T-shirts come signed from the Gunny, shirts and other items purchased through CafePress are NOT signed by the Gunny. Motivational figure and Bobblehead orders are not signed to a specific person (i.e. To: John).
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What forms of payment do you accept?
We accept Visa, MasterCard and Discover cards. We DO NOT accept American Express or Debit cards.
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Why is my order number so important?
You must include your order number and billing name when making an inquiry on your order. Failure to include this information may result in your order being delayed.
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Why don't you have a 1-800 number?
I asked this question myself one day and this is the actual response from the Gunny:
"Because every maggot out there would call all day and night wanting to get their daily motivational fix and no one would get their order in, So if you want to order either use the website."
                                                                                                                   The Gunny 
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How can I contact the Gunny?
To contact the Gunny please click HERE.  If it is regarding a special appearance or motivational speech, please include full details including contact number.
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How safe is ordering online?
Ordering Online with us is safe and secure! We employ a method of interaction with our visitors that does not compromise credit card information. This online system is 100% secure. We encourage you to feel comfortable using your credit card to conduct commerce on our site.
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What do I do if my question is not answered here?
If you still have questions or your question was not answered here please contact:

Advertising - For advertising on R. Lee Ermey.com or any of it's affiliate sites.
Sales - Questions about sales related items
Webmaster - Site problems and reasons not listed above
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How do I Subscribe/Unsubscribe to your email list?
You can Subscribe or Unsubscribe from the R. Lee Ermey.com mailing list by following this link.
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Is there an additional charge for Canadian or International orders?
Yes, there is an additional charge of $5.00 for shipping and handling on Canadian orders and an additional $30.00 for shipping and handling on International orders.
We are not responsible for any extra charges, fees or tariffs. We have no control over how your Country wants to add on their charges for doing business with the United States of America. Those issues you will have to take up with your Government and not us.
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Can my order be cancelled?
Yes, orders may only be cancelled within the 1st 48 hours. After that orders are considered accepted and will not be cancelled. There are absolutely NO REFUNDS on any autographed merchandise. We cannot refund your order if it has been signed. We do not give refunds for orders that don't arrive when you want them to either. ALL SALES ARE FINAL. We have no control over backorders or the Gunny's schedule which both cause delays.
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I had my picture taken with the Gunny/I found a picture of the Gunny and want it signed. Can I send it to you?
NO! We will not be responsible for your pictures if they get lost or damaged in shipping. And NO, you can't get a picture you found of the Gunny signed. If you need an Autographed picture of the Gunny, please see the Autograph page. If that doesn't work and you still want your picture signed, check the Schedule page for when the Gunny will be at a location near you.
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I am having problems placing my order, what do I do?
You will need to make sure you are accepting cookies, make sure your browser is updated, make sure you type your billing address as it is on your latest statement from your credit card company. Do not forget to use the 3 digit CVV on the back of your card. We do NOT accept debit cards. And make sure your FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS EXACTLY! All input is case sensitive.
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