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Gunnery SGT R. Lee Ermey 12" 'PT' Motivational Figure

The 12" P.T. Ermey figure includes:

  • Authentic R. Lee Ermey likeness

  • Fully articulated body with 30+ points of articulation

  • USMC Sweatshirt, UTILITY Trousers, and COMBAT Boots

  • Accessories include:

    • Campaign Hat

    • Full-size whistle for your own motivational purposes

    • 12" figure display stand with a print of the USMC logo


AUDIO SCRIPT:
Audio contains adult language and may not be suitable for those under 18.

PT is good for you, PT is good for me. Pain is weakness leaving the body. U-rah.
Get on your face and start pushing. I expect 110% right now, or I will drive your dick in the dirt.
Were you born that fat, or did you have to eat your entire family to achieve those results?
Cellulite! Well any day sweetheart! Thatís right, donít make any effort. I mean, donít bother to go the extra mile, scumbag.
Youíve got enough blubber hanging off of your fat frame to feed a family of Eskimos for a week.
Put some gas into it, numbnuts. You move slower than old people %*^*.
Why are you effecting the quality of my life?
You disgust me, you unorganized pile of grabastic ^**&!
Iíll PT you until you die!


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plus $8.95 Shipping & Handling**
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R. Lee Ermey 12" 'PT' Motivational Figure(s)*

Motivational figure orders are not signed to a specific person (i.e. To: John).



Gunnery SGT R. Lee Ermey 12" 'Dress Blues' Motivational Figure

 

The 12" Dress Blues Ermey figure includes:

  • Authentic R. Lee Ermey likeness

  • Fully articulated body with 30+ points of articulation

  • Dress Blues Uniform, complete with rank and medals

  • Accessories include:

    • NCO Sword and Scabbard

    • 12" figure display stand with a print of the USMC logo


AUDIO SCRIPT:
United States Marine Corps. First to fight!
America, love it or get out.
I was born an American. I will live as an American. And I will die as an American.
God bless America. God bless the corps. God bless Chesty Puller!
America, the land of the free, home of the brave.
We have room in this country for but one flag, the stars and stripes, Old Glory!
I am proud to be an American.
Once a marine, always a marine.
USMC - red white and blue, Semper Fi, do or die, hold 'em high at 8th and I.
God bless the American men and women in uniform who give 110% every day.


 


Only
$39.99
plus $8.95 Shipping & Handling**
Purchase
R. Lee Ermey 12" 'Dress Blues' Motivational Figure(s)*

Motivational figure orders are not signed to a specific person (i.e. To: John).

*We DO NOT ship to PO Boxes. We require a valid delivery address for UPS on all orders.
The ONLY EXCEPTIONS are APO FPO Military.
*International orders add $30.00 Canadian orders add an additional $5.00.
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Please allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery
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